Contest

Only one contestant showed up. Shame on the rset of you




I know which side my bed is buttered on.

or

You've buttered your bread now lie in it.

(?)

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Messy Mixed Up Metaphors

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How many twisted old sayings such as one of the examples above can you come up with?



Geo from the Wild Wild West entered with this:



"Buttered bread always falls butter-side down, unless you tape it to a cat before you drop it."



So he wins the genuine imitation Calvin Coolidge button. Good going Geo.





DB

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